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"Twitch of the Death Nerve" Reviews!

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'Twitch of the Death Nerve' by ~R3D-R

Long and Boring Intro
So, after a weird chain of links and whatnot I landed here--> grindgore.net
It's a site hosted by this (obviously) french guy named Pierre who's in love with the style of Goregrind music.  I'm starting to get into it, really, and so checked out lots stuff in the download section, really liking this song called 'Dancesteps on the Edge of a Razor' by a band called 'Blue Holocaust'.  Eventually, once I realized that Blue Holocaust was a one-man underground project, and that that one man was the same Pierre who ran the grindgore-net site [aka Braindead Webzine] I had to put some money down to support him.  I figured 30-odd tracks of the same stuff 'Dancesteps on the Edge of a Razor' was made of couldn't hurt.
Actual Review
In fact, it didn't hurt, I really liked it.  The album, Twitch of the Death Nerve, is just under 40 minutes long, totally hand-done.  The guy does all the vocals, which have an amazing effect- or just talented and creative recording- on them that makes it sound like some raging animal...which is a good thing!  He plays all the instruments as well, probably using a drum machine but it sounds wicked anyway.  At some points it's a bit too chaotic and sloppy for my taste but for the most part, I really like this CD.  There's samples galore, from 'various giallo movies' as the credits in the back of the book say, and it has 'Giallo-Inspired Gore' written on the spine.  So women screaming, plot-twisting music and some actual dialog, even, gets overlayed to the crazy music.

And when I said totally hand-done above, I meant it.  He drew all the art and hand-wrote all the lyrics.  While that last part, writing the lyrics, was a bit pointless because there's no way you could ever understand that booming, echoing roar of his, it's just a homely touch.  And I love the sleeve, I notice more details in it the more I look at it.  I have a theory that the titles of every song are represented in it somehow, and I've almost proved it.  Just a few more to pick out...

So.  If you like goregrind (though that's just what he calls the music, I don't know enough about the genre yet to say if it truly is, but it might be closer to noisecore in my book, I think with LDOH and others the genres pretty much overlap) like I'm starting to, want to help support and indie deathmetal/gore label or just are interested in something totally different, I'd hustle over to the 'shop' section of Braindead, or just check out Gemm, I got it for $12 and that's WITH shipping, pretty good.

Also, if you downloaded the single song available<sp?> on Braindead, check out his myspace (Just a /blueholocaust i believe) for a few more sample tracks.  But don't scroll down to far there was a gross picture (like zombie handjob gross) last time I saw it.  ;)

Total Score: 8 1/2 out of 10

Excellent debut, sure to grow on me, but it could use more variety.

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DEATHMETALTYLER / Some guy on the internet:
Blue Holocaust is sleazy, campy and bouncy gore-grind project by a guy that has gained a following on his web-zine www.goregrind.net. Parallel to most low-budget, trashy,  B-grade horror flick, this is an album that is both a cult classic filled with blood and guts, as much as it is a fragile production that will turn people away from ever realizing its appeal.    The production isn't pretty. Maximum over-drive on the guitars create a little too much static in the tone, and I wish the drums were louder in the mix, but these flaws bring more personality to this overall anti-musical project.    The album has a lot of range in structures, never following just one style, but has consistency in the characteristics that make gore-grind an exciting style. Lots of bouncy drum patterns that could keep any listener entertained, along with inevitable blast-beats, and some great breakdown sections that crunch out riffs that are surprisingly catchy. The vocals sound like a vicious dog  vomiting in a garbage-can, and are fairly original within the realm of this genre. I enjoy this album both for it’s primitive construction along with it’s own disgusting, yet lively charisma. I can’t wait for the next full-length.

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Drew Ailes / www.metalreview.com:
A lot of music elitism, if not most, concerns supposedly having a sophisticated palette, developed to the extent that allows the listener to appreciate music that most people would dismiss as total tripe. Granted, this is a pretty generalized statement, as it also suggests that the music that's appreciated by the most people is somehow superior. Either way it goes, everyone's known someone that pretended to enjoy some CD made by a genetically defective horror writer from Cape Town, farting into a microphone and reading words out of the dictionary, or something equally as stupid. While Blue Holocaust don't come nearly as close to as ridiculous of a concept, I can see underground grind enthusiasts everywhere staking their claim on them as their new favorite band.

With production values that would only satisfy a band on Earache in 1988, Blue Holocaust tackles the now familiar genre of drum machine grind, only the sole member of this outfit adds a creative twist - there's horror movie samples, and it's unintelligible! Could it get any crazier? Yeah, I know, obviously Twitch of the Death Nerve isn't meant to push the boundaries of music or coax anyone into dropping acid, but like the entire genre of goregrind, which I enjoy immensely, this is fairly silly. So needless to say, the wall of distorted growls, the simple repetitive riffing, and the mechanical blastbeats are just about perfect for this style. These songs just take on the classic goregrind mentality and push it a little further, making it even more difficult to listen to than the bands like Repulsion and Impetigo that paved the way for this method. There's still excellent writing though, and a flawless use of an assortment of odd retro-sounding samples. I'm hoping some day, the man behind Blue Holocaust decides to somehow mesh that strange ominous 80's music into the unflinching grind. Given the style, it's hard to cite individual songs, but "Dancesteps on the Edge of a Razor" has an excellent hardcore/thrash break immediately, and "7 Orchids Stained in Red" has a cacophony of distorted growls that become overwhelming until you're released from their terrible grip. So while I understand the decision to keep this so under produced, hearing a song like "She Met Her Fate on a Cold NY Night" makes me reach for the volume nob to start torturing everyone in the neighborhood, until I angrily realize that no matter how much I turn it up, I'm not going to be able to hear it any clearer.

Released twenty years ago, this would easily be something hailed as a classic and sought out on Ebay for exorbitant prices. Probably when people read the words "drum-machine grind," they already have an idea on whether or not they're going to investigate further. With my admitted elitist mentality on shit like this, I'm fully aware that this isn't going to suddenly blow up and need multiple re-pressings. Keeping that in mind, anyone who's fond of the origins of grindcore, or modern mechanical grindcore acts have absolutely no reason not to own this.

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Uffe / Grindead Webzine (www.grindead.cjb.net):
"I really admire Pierre's webzine, Braindead: The goregrind and grindcore webzine. As a fan of music, especially this kind of music you should all know what I'm talking about right now, if not then log-on and surf to his webzine: www.grindgore.net. Anyway, I had no idea that Blue Holocaust was one of Pierre's creation so I was really really excited about hearing something that he has written and recorded. First I gotta say that the coverart really reeks of goregrind, done by Pierre himself, its really masterfull. Its not that its that well-drawn, no, the thing is that he manages to build up the obscure and bizarre essence of goregrind itself. I even think he has done some artwork for other bands as well and even his own webzine is filled with it.

Onward to the music: Imagine combining the intensity of Last days of humanity with the groovy feel of Cock and ball torture, but still you'll be able to hear that Blue Holocaust definantly has something else to offer, a somewhat original feel since what you get is alot of diversity where you actually can tell each track from each other. The vocals really blew me away since I havent really heard goregrind vocals like this. They obviously has effects on them, but it sounds so furious, like a wall of noise rather than the basic gargling stuff that you get to hear often when you listen to goregrind.

Guitars and bass are really distorted, kind giving the music a sleazy and perverted, yet intense feel and you can still make out the guitars from the bass without it all sounding like one big fuzzy mess. I'm still not sure if its programmed drums or real drums that are being used, whatever it is it's done in a solid and diverse manner, really keeping your interest from the start to end. The vocals can although blend in a bit too much with the rest of the instruments, making it kinda noisy, but I like it that way actually.

And finally, you'll get ALOT of samples and intro's from various Giallo movies, not that I'm that familiar with Giallo's work unfortunantly. I guess what Pierre wanted to do with the lyrics (yeah, a goregrind band that actually has lyrics that isn't pathological as well!) and the coverart was to create somekind of "concept" and/or "tribute" album for Giallo which I think is a really neat idea because there are not many bands that do that these days.

This album gets 4,5 out of 5. Definantly one of the best goregrind releases that I've heard and I even think that this is Blue Holocausts first "pro" release as well. If you like really distorted and sleazy goregrind then this is definantly something for you"

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Scott Alisoglu / www.live4metal.com:
On a label called Murder the World Productions, it’s a cinch that the albums being released aren’t by country and smooth jazz artists. Not surprisingly then, goregrind project Blue Holocaust calls the label home. The press sheet calls Twitch of the Death Nerve “a slashing massacre of psychosexual goregrind,” and quite frankly, I couldn’t have said it better myself. The 32 tracks (in 36 minutes) are the work of a solitary Frenchman, Pierre of Braindead Webzine. Just like Putrid Pile’s Shaun LaCanne, he does it all with the help of a drum machine and one hell of a lot of guitar, bass, and vocal distortion. This fast blast atrocity is accomplished with indecipherable/inhuman vocals, lots of samples of shrieking
women, and a filthy sound mix. It’s primitive as hell and sick as shit, simple as that. Actually, for 32 songs of this kind, it’s not quite as monotonous as one might think. Maybe it’s because I’ve heard so much of this stuff that I can actually differentiate styles to some degree, but Blue Holocaust does a fairly good job of putting variety in the arrangements, and I mean that in the most relative of terms. I got a kick out of it, if for no other reason than it’s sure to piss off and offend anyone within hearing distance. Connoisseurs of the style won’t be surprised to know that the material is “heavily influenced by Exulceration, Regurgitate, Dead Infection, Last Days of Humanity, Repulsion [hey, who isn’t?], Impetigo, Gore Beyond, and Necropsy.” Conceptually, the album is inspired by Giallo/Italian slasher films, of which I know nothing, although I’m sure Live4Metal writer Pete Woods does. Even Pierre’s artwork is a bloody mess of hacked up female victims (sorry ladies, for some reason, you seem to be the target of many of these sick goregrind fucks). So what else do you need to know? Love it or hate it, buy it or fuck off.

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www.aversionline.com:
The debut full-length from this one-man act out of France boasts the tag "giallo inspired gore" along the side of the traycard, so what would you expect but 32 tracks of drum machine grindcore in 37 minutes!?  Sadly, like many such projects, the CD suffers from one key problem: A weak recording.  From what I can gather the songwriting seems competent: Quick blasts of no frills gore grind with utterly gargled low vocals that rarely hit a minute in length, keeping the tempos changing up from mildly groovy breaks to straight tremolo picking blasts or moderately paced thrashiness that has a little more character.  And of course there are some horror movie samples here and there, thankfully kept under control.  But the production?  Ehhh.  The drum programming is nicely handled, and the unnatural guitar tone is almost tolerable, but the vocals are ridiculously indecipherable and totally overpower the entire mix so that you can't really make out much of what's going on at all.  Therefore, to be honest, I'd pretty much had enough by the seventh song, so making it through the entire disc was a bit of a chore.  Occasionally there are tracks like the atypically paced "A Butterfly With Blood-Spattered Wings" to spice things up and provide some variety, alongside the thrash mastery that peeks through in the title track, but really, the recording is simply not adequate at all.  The vocals need to be clearer and lower in the mix, the distorted bass needs more differentiation from the guitars, and the guitars need to be heavier and more powerful in order to properly counterbalance the drum programming.  A cover is included of "She Met Her Fate on a Cold NY Night" by Savage Man Savage Beast (who I've never heard of), but it fits in perfectly with the originals of course, so there's no real variation there.  The layout looks pretty damn solid.  The illustrations are a little crude, but I like the color scheme and the rough drawings fit the style well, they're not shoddy or anything, and it all works.  Also cool is the fact that all of the text is handwritten, which adds a nice aesthetic here.  Lyrically of course everything is inspired by extreme violence and gore. what else!?  "Blunt and senseless battery, Chained and beaten into oblivion, Fingers crushed, shattered nose, Belly squashed, left to bleed and die."  I don't know, the dude who does this band also runs the Braindead website (subtitled "The Goregrind and Grindcore Webzine"), so my guess is that he's an absolute diehard aiming for that kind of crowd.  I'd almost think he'd be critical enough to want to push for more quality and creativity in his own work, but. honestly, without a better recording this disc has little to offer even as a tribute to the staples of the genre.  The quality artwork definitely had me expecting something more powerful from this one, but it definitely takes something a little more substantial for a release of this nature to grab me.  Maybe next time.  Tracks like "Plumage of Crystal" or "The Iguana With the Tongue of Fire" would definitely kick ass with a clearer and more in your face recording, so. the sound quality is certainly something to consider working on in the future. (5/10)

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Necro-tron / Teufel's Tomb (www.teufelstomb.com): Pierre de Palmas is a very sick man. He is a very sick man, indeed. For he is the man behind Blue Holocaust , a one-man outfit that combines sloppy goregrind, pitch shifted vocals, and nearly all the best Euro-trash horror films of old. It sounds like 'ole Pierre simply took a T-Rex, threw him behind an all-you-can-play-simultaneously jerry-rig, and then crammed in all the Fulci and Argento films you could shake a severed tit at.

The production is shot to fucking hell, but come on- who in their right mind is going to produce an album that revolves around prostitutes being gouged by a Donald Duck sound-alike in New York with a solid, clean production? Bloody fucking no one and that's just the way Pierre (and myself) likes it. In the end, you aren't going to give two shits about this production: this shit is fucking catchy, it's fucking grotesque, and it's as fierce as the groin to head severing in Fulci's nunsploitation flick Demonia. If All the Colors of the Dark , A Lizard in a Woman's Skin , and She Met Her Fate on a Cold NY Night don't get your masturbatory slaughtering urges rising, you're probably as dead as an eviscerated woman in an old Italian giallo.

This shit is disturbing. It's possibly one of the best combinations of Italian horror films and metal I have ever heard. If you like your goregrind sloppy, pitch shifted, and possessing a huge misogynist horror fetish, then Blue Holocaust is for you.

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Felix / Vampire Magazine (www.vampire-magazine.com):
default.aspThere is no need to guess. There is actually no need for a review either. It will be clear to everyone interested in the scene what we have here. Blue Holocaust is rather notorious for . yeah for what? I never heard a single song from this project but still I know all about it. Not too sure how Pierre did this, but I'm sure that it has something to do with his position in the grind scene, he is one of the true values of the scene with his Braindead webzine. With an cover art like this it is pretty obvious that you can expect goregrind in the vein of Impetigo, Splatterhouse, Ghoul and any Razorback Records band. And the inlay says "Giallo Inspired Gore", what else do you want to know about this one?

Ok, for the good sake of order a few more words. As you understood already, this is a one-man project with some really low-fi sound and a lot of noise, with loads and loads of samples from those famous so-called 'Giallo Movies' - take a hit at google to see what's meant with the term 'giallo'. I love that artwork and that old fashioned touch to it, but I'm rather curious where it comes from. Musically it is nothing really shocking or renewing at all, pure gory noise grind in the same old vein that we heard a million times before with the usual formula: wacky guitar riffs, intros, drum machine and some very heavily distorted grunts. And that low-fi attitude has got that thing that makes it enjoyable, the sheer violence and overall disgusting sound makes it that Pierre justifies the choice of the name for this project - which is most likely taken from the old horror movie (mostly referred to as "Buio Omega" though). It will be hard to get gore noise uglier than this without loosing all touch with the term that is so precious to us: 'music'. Though it is inevitable that I need to mention that this cacophonous cesspool is definitely not for the masses but it will satisfy the beasts amongst us. Are you morbid?

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Traumatized Zine (www.traumatizedzine.com):
I'll start off with what we all want to know. "What's the artwork like?" Well, it's pretty damn nice. I've seen better, but it looks kinda like an oil-painting and the cover actually feels glossy so its gets more marks for that. I presume it was Pierre who drew it, the guy who does Braindead Webzine, and this band aswell notably. The guitar sound reminds me of Scum Bitch, whereas the drumming isn't too dissimilar from Necrobestiality if not a bit slower in parts and shy of that double bass we all know and love. Vocals are splattered all over the place, I think it's all pitchshifted by the sounds of things and comes across nice. Actually, come to think of it, the drum work is slightly annoying knowing it could be faster. Faster = better, there's no reason to hold back if it's programmed. There are some fairly catchy tunes amongst it all, I was slightly dubious about the song title '7 Orchids Stained in Red', I expected it to be about a highschool crush but fortunately after closer examination of the lyrics it turned out to be about strangling bitches. This is a good listen, but don't expect it to be married to your CD player, unfortunately it's only good for the occasional sleazy affair. Theres a load of other good shit to look out for on MTW Productions, mainly the Jesus Anal Penetration full length and Creamface discography. Keep an eye out!
6/10

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Motherfucker Spitzine (http://mbms.tomnetweb.com/): Pretty nice cyber-horror-goregrind project from Pierre of Braindead WebzineSound-wise this is like Uterus ,Dysmenorrheic Hemorrhage & Gross.Kinda in between these three bands.Musically it is basically pretty simple constructed goregrind with lot of standardised riffing.Most of these 32 songs are 1 - 2 minutes long, guitar sound is cool ( diy & noisy) and the vocal effects are downtuned and sound like they were recorded by a large animal...sorta like lion or a bear.First time i was listening to this i was kinda disappointed , so I didn't wanna write the review rightaway.The second time I played this was way better, I'm pretty sure now that this shit needs to be listened to at the right time...The only weak point is that this was supposed to be a horror-movie-inspired gore album, but I didnt feel any atmosphere at all.You know theshitty feeling that comes across when yr putting on the latest Dimmu Borgir cd, ..Im just kiddin there.. Anyway, this shit's good and yeah instead of 4/10 I'll give it a 3/10...
ps.There's a Savage Man Savage Beast cover included.